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★★★★★
An Original Orange Liar Design

Sharpie Dive ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

Comfy enough to lounge in. Loud enough to wear out.
$28.99
★★★★★12,000+ Orange Liar Tees Sold!
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  • Designed for the Sharp-Witted
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A Little Something Extra, Just for You!
Every order includes an exclusive Orange Liar gift. Enjoy!

Forecast Updated by Hand

The official map said one thing. A black marker said another. Meteorologists across the country quietly stared into their coffee, and the hurricane, for the record, ignored all of it.

  • Weather nerds and storm chasers: They still have the cone of uncertainty memorized.
  • Meteorologists: Decades of training, overruled by a felt tip.
  • Teachers grading creative answers: Some students take notes from the top.


Embrace your OL Apparel with a sense of pride, as we collectively await the fading of certain political phenomena. To ensure your satirical statements last beyond just a few news cycles, follow these simple care steps:

  1. Inward Elegance: Turn your apparel inside out before washing. Think of it as protecting the essence of your message.
  2. Gentle on Temperatures, Tough on Statements: Use cool temperatures and gentle detergents. Remember, your apparel doesn't need a tan like some we know, so avoid the heat!
  3. Let the Spin Stay in the Media: High spin cycles are best left to the news pundits. Keep your washer's spin to a minimum to preserve the life of your OL wear.
  4. Air-Dry with Space: Whenever possible, let your apparel air-dry, free from the weight of heavy materials, much like keeping clear from heavy political rhetoric.
  5. Low Heat, High Impact: If ironing is a must, do it inside out on a low setting. Direct heat could harm both the fabric and the iron, much like direct confrontations in a heated debate.

By following these steps, your OL Apparel will stay as vibrant and impactful as your voice in the dialogue of our times."

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
  • Orders ship within 1 to 4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping is not available.

    For more info, please see our Shipping Policy here.
Customer reviews
  • Truth printed sharp
  • Ships tracked ~ no spin
  • Made to order
  • Wit worth wearing
  • Easy returns ~ no drama

F.A.Q

We are here for you ~ email support@orangeliar.com and we will get back to you asap.

Printed satire you can actually wear ~ or drink from, stick on things, carry groceries in, or hand to someone who desperately needs a laugh. Every piece is a physical item: tees, mugs, stickers, posters, tote bags. The commentary is baked into the design. You bring the knowing smirk.

Each product listing carries a full size chart ~ measure once, order confidently. Our tees run true to size, so check the chart before you commit. A shirt that fits well lands the joke. A shirt that doesn't just looks like you borrowed someone else's opinion.

Orders are typically processed in 1 to 4 business days and ship from there. Delivery runs 4 to 9 days depending on where you are. You'll get a tracking number the moment it's on the move ~ so you can watch your wearable truth inch closer to your door.

It shouldn't ~ and if it does, that's on us. Our prints are built to last through 50+ washes without cracking, peeling, or going soft at the edges. If your order arrives damaged or defective, reach out at support@orangeliar.com and we'll make it right. Sharp wit deserves a sharp print, every time.

If there's a problem with your order (wrong item, print defect, something arrived damaged), contact us within 30 days and we'll sort it. Because these are made-to-order pieces, we can't accept returns for a change of heart ~ but we stand fully behind what we ship.

Absolutely. At checkout, just enter their address instead of yours. Want to make it a proper moment? A tee that lands a perfect political zinger is the rare gift that makes someone laugh and immediately want to show everyone in the room ~ no gift wrap required.

Breaking, Probably

The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.

Read the Daily Fib

  • Dusty blue t-shirt featuring a cartoon shopping cart filled with tags and text reading TARIFF DIVE guess who pays.

    Hold Up Your Scorecard ~ Every Dive a Perfect Ten

    There is a kind of athlete who marches to the end of the board, announces the most difficult dive ever attempted by anyone in recorded history, and then belly-flops so hard the lifeguards flinch. And here is the part that gets me every time... he climbs out of the pool absolutely certain he nailed it. We built a whole collection for that man. It is called Every Dive a Perfect Ten , and it just went live on the shop.
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    Satire You Can Sip: Welcome to the Tumblers Collection

    I have a theory about why the best political jokes land at a slow pace. A rant gets tuned out before the second sentence. But a wine tumbler sitting quietly on the table (lid on, holding its 12 ounces like it has all the time in the world) gets read, re-read, and then somebody across the room grins. That grin is the whole business model of the Tumblers collection, and it does its work before you even say a word.
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    Pour a Glass and Let the Cartoon Do the Talking

    Some conversations go better with a glass in hand. Wine Lovers is the Orange Liar collection built for exactly those evenings: lidded stemless wine tumblers in clean white, each one wearing a character from our menagerie in full orange glory. It is satire you can sip from, made for book club, the back porch and the kind of dinner party where everyone ends up in the kitchen by nine.


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