Loyalty Program
The Honest Liars Club
Welcome to The Honest Liars Club, where the only thing we exaggerate is how good you look in our merch.
Welcome to The Honest Liars Club, where the only thing we exaggerate is how good you look in our merch.
Every order banks real credit toward the next one ~ no fine print, no alternative facts, no coupon codes to chase down.
How it works
- Earn on every orderCredit banks automatically the moment an order lands, so there is nothing to clip, chase or remember
- Climb the ranksEach tier you unlock opens a fresh set of member perks, and your standing only ever goes up
- First look at new dropsMembers see the freshest satire before it hits the public shelf, because timing is the whole joke
The climb
- Bronze Your first orders
- Silver The habit sets in
- Gold A proper collection
- Platinum Full collector status
Every order moves you up the ladder. Your credits never expire while your account is open.
The kind of thing you collect
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#DTSTINKS ~ Premium Hoodie -
5TH Avenue FRAUD Anti-Dump Political Humor Coffee Mug -
5TH Avenue FRAUD Anti-Trump Political Humor 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid -
5TH Avenue FRAUD ~ Baseball 3/4 Sleeve Tee
Why credits, never coupons
Discount codes make a brand forgettable. Owning the drop first makes you a collector. The Honest Liars Club is built to celebrate the people who keep showing up, not to race anyone to the bottom on price.
Join the circle
Membership is free. Create your account, then simply shop.
Your credits start banking from your very first order.
