The Free Almanac of Tremendous Claims
Fifteen months of alternative facts, printed, with your name on the front (record attendance)
An almanac in the old woodcut style, except every entry is the exaggeration itself: a turkey pardoning itself at a podium, a crowd of three drawn as a stadium, a tax form with only the word tremendous on it, a wall with a door in it labelled impenetrable. Fifteen months, every one a real design, your name on the cover. Free. Believe me.
Every almanac holder is counted into The Honest Liars Club ~ tremendous new claims, first-look drops and members-first sales, all of it allegedly true.