Orange Liar 2026 Gift Guide
Alternative Facts, Actual Gifts. Gifts sorted by who you're buying for ~ the friend who yells at the news, the group chat's fact-checker, the coworker whose mug does the talking.
Find their gift
For the friend who yells at the news
The TV cannot hear them. They know this. They yell anyway, with citations. For the one who watches the briefing so you don't have to and texts you the worst line in all caps.
Tee
Hoodie
Long sleeve
For the one who has seen better cabinets at IKEA
They can name the staff turnover by month. They have a spreadsheet. For the political junkie who treats the administration like a reality show they did not vote for but cannot stop reviewing.
Coffee or something stronger?
How do they take the morning news?
Kick the Thoroughbred ASS to the curb!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
LEAVE Deadbeat Don in the DUST!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
Fraud Alert: Criminal at Large Keep Him Out!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
The Swamp's Return: Not on our Watch!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
Steer Clear of CAPTAIN CHAOS
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
A Squawking Genius is Still Just a Bird Brain!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49
Great for coffee lovers
Kick the Thoroughbred ASS to the curb!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
LEAVE Deadbeat Don in the DUST!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
Fraud Alert: Criminal at Large Keep Him Out!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
The Swamp's Return: Not on our Watch!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
Steer Clear of CAPTAIN CHAOS
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
A Squawking Genius is Still Just a Bird Brain!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
For the one who already has their 2026 voting plan
Registered, reminded everyone else, and counting the days. For the organizer, the door-knocker and the friend who will absolutely drive you to the polls whether you asked or not.
Under $10 ~ an ornament with an opinion
Round, light, the point sits clear of the hook. Hang it where the relatives can see it.
Respect the Voters
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
The Real Fact Checkers
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
It's Okay to Admit You Lost
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
A Great Day for an Audit
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Chew on the Facts
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Not Above the Law Either
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Reading Is Resistance
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Believe the Receipts
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Reporters Make Liars Nervous
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Level Failed
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Reading the Whole Article
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Never Apologize for Follow Up Questions
Tee · Ornament
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
For the coworker whose mug does the talking
They do not discuss politics at work. The mug does. It sits on the desk and says the thing, and the meeting moves on. Mugs and tumblers for the office, the home office and the break room with opinions.
KEEP THE ASS Out of Office!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Tee
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Crime Boss Anti-Trump Political Humor
Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Protect and Defend the Constitution
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $32.99Also comes as
Ornament
Long sleeve
CrewneckShop this design ›
Never Stop Checking the Facts
Tee · Ornament · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $32.99Also comes as
Ornament
Long sleeve
CrewneckShop this design ›
For the one who prefers their satire with fur and feathers
Pigs in suits. Vultures at the podium. A skunk who swears he is not the problem. For the person who likes the point made by an animal, so the dinner table stays civil for one more course.
Hoodie
Long sleeve
Crewneck
Loud or sly?
Do they shout at the TV, or raise one eyebrow?
Make Fact Checking Unnecessary Again
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
We Are All the Fact Checkers Now
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Read Check Vote
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
The Truth Is Not Partisan
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Reluctant Witness
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Shorter Relationships
Tee
from $32.99
Kick the Thoroughbred ASS to the curb!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
LEAVE Deadbeat Don in the DUST!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
Steer Clear of CAPTAIN CHAOS
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
A Squawking Genius is Still Just a Bird Brain!
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
State Dinner
Tee
from $32.99
Checks and Balances Vacation
Tee
from $32.99
For the one who logs off and touches grass (eventually)
They hike, camp, golf and read actual books ~ anything to get away from the feed for an afternoon. Then they come back with one more opinion. For the outdoorsy satirist and the book-club dissenter.
Cozy gifts ~ for the long winter of our discontent
Long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies for the rally, the couch and the group chat.
The Ring You Kiss
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Cozy pick
The Joker Card
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Cozy pick
My Facts Are Checked
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Cozy pick
A Real Leader Would Never
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Cozy pick
Flattery Is Not Policy
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Cozy pick
The Pouty Toddler
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $49.99
Cozy pick
Under $35 ~ mugs and tumblers that say it before the coffee kicks in
Mugs from $16.49, tumblers with a lid. The desk says the thing, the meeting moves on.
Conductor in Chief
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Tee
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Huge Crowd
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Tee
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Art of the Tornado Deal
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Tee
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Grand Opening
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $17.49Also comes as
Tee
Wine sipperShop this design ›
Great for coffee lovers
Under $40 ~ tees and raglans with the facts checked
Printed to order. Clever, never crude, on this page at least.
Biggest Present Ever
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
Matches the free planner
I Invented Winter
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $32.99
Matches the free planner
Don the Con
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $33.99
Donnie Small Hands
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $32.99
5TH Avenue FRAUD
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $32.99
Donnie Demento
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $32.99
BEWARE The Golden Calf
Tee · Hoodie · Wine sipper + 1 more
from $32.99
Circle the Facts
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Still shopping? These do the hard part for you.
Free for you ~ the 2027 planner
A personalized 2027 planner, free, in this shop's own art.
Buying for someone else?
Three things gift buyers ask us every December.
What size do I get them?
Every product page has its own size chart. Match the size they already wear and pick from the chart. Everything is printed to order after you buy, which is the honest way to do it.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery ~ a real deadline, not an alternative one. Orders over $99 ship free. Every piece is printed to order, so earlier is better.
What if something's wrong when it arrives?
Reply to your order email or use the contact page and a real person will sort it out with you, no spin. The refund policy is linked at the bottom of every page.
Still stuck? Start with what just dropped
The newest designs in the shop, newest first. No invented rankings here ~ we leave that to the other guys.
Captain Von Shitzhipantz
Wine sipper
from $28.99
Wine o'clock pick
Protect the Whistleblowers
Tee
from $32.99
Vote Even If Your Knees Shake
Tee
from $32.99
Presidents Also Have Bosses
Tee
from $32.99
I Watched the Press Conference
Tee
from $32.99
Reluctant Witness
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Lima India Echo
Tee
from $32.99
The Truth Is Not Partisan
Tee · Ornament
from $32.99
Black Friday Season: 15% off with code BLACKFRIDAY15 through Sunday, November 29. Sale and clearance items are excluded. Free shipping on orders over $99. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery. Every piece is printed to order. That is a fact, which is rare these days.
