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  • NEW! A gray crewneck sweatshirt printed with the black text I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS PRESIDENT. HE'S LOUD, DEFECTIVE, AND THE WARRANTY EXPIRED. A blue crewneck sweatshirt with white text that reads, I'd like to return this president.

    Return This President
    ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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    Return This President
    ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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    Return This President
    ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

    from $17.49

    Return This President
    ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

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  • NEW! White long-sleeve t-shirt with black text reading I'd like to return this president. A dark blue long-sleeve t-shirt with white text reading I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN THIS PRESIDENT.

    Return This President
    ~ Premium Long Sleeve Tee

    from $49.99

    Return This President
    ~ Premium Long Sleeve Tee

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    Return This President
    ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

    from $51.99

    Return This President
    ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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  • NEW! Cream-colored short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring black centered text reading, "I'd like to return this president. He's loud, defective, and the warranty expired." Steel blue crew neck t-shirt featuring the white text ID LIKE TO RETURN THIS PRESIDENT.

    Return This President
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Return This President
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! Blue short-sleeved t-shirt with white text reading THE PRESIDENT TALKS LIKE AUTOCORRECT GAVE UP AND WENT HOME. A blue crewneck t-shirt featuring centered white distressed text reading THE PRESIDENT TALKS LIKE AUTOCORRECT GAVE UP AND WENT HOME.

    Autocorrect Gave Up
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Autocorrect Gave Up
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

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  • NEW! A maroon t-shirt featuring a circular white graphic of the four horsemen in golf carts. A grey crewneck t-shirt featuring a circular white graphic of the four horsemen of the apocalypse driving golf carts.

    Four Horsemen in Golf Carts
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Four Horsemen in Golf Carts
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

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  • NEW! Maroon t-shirt featuring the text "The bar was on the floor, he brought a shovel" and a shovel illustration. A blue t-shirt featuring distressed text reading "The bar was on the floor, he brought a shovel" and an illustration of a shovel.

    He Brought a Shovel
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    He Brought a Shovel
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

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  • NEW! A blue t-shirt with the white text, WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO COULD LOSE AN ARGUMENT WITH A SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. A gray t-shirt with white text reading WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO COULD LOSE AN ARGUMENT WITH A SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE.

    Self-Checkout Machine
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Self-Checkout Machine
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

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  • NEW! Blue t-shirt featuring the white text I'd like to speak to the manager of the United States. A blue-gray crew neck t-shirt featuring the white distressed text, "I'd Like to Speak to the Manager of the United States."

    Manager of the United States
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Manager of the United States
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

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  • NEW! Black t-shirt featuring the white text "God forbid a woman have an opinion while a man with 34 felonies has a microphone" and a microphone icon. A blue crewneck t-shirt featuring white text that reads GOD FORBID A WOMAN HAVE AN OPINION WHILE A MAN WITH 34 FELONIES HAS A MICROPHONE with a microphone icon.

    34 Felonies
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    34 Felonies
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! Off-white crewneck t-shirt featuring the black text, I'VE SEEN TODDLERS HANDLE THE WORD NO WITH MORE DIGNITY. A grey short-sleeved t-shirt with white text reading "I'VE SEEN TODDLERS HANDLE THE WORD NO with more dignity."

    Toddlers More Dignity
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Toddlers More Dignity
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! A dusty blue short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with white text reading I miss when word salad was something you brought to a potluck. Olive green t-shirt with white text reading "I miss when word salad was something you brought to a potluck...".

    Word Salad Potluck
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Word Salad Potluck
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! A maroon short-sleeved t-shirt featuring white text that reads God forbid the president have a thought. And keep it to himself. A slate blue crewneck t-shirt featuring white text that reads God forbid the president have a thought. And keep it to himself.

    Keep It to Himself
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Keep It to Himself
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! A gray crewneck t-shirt featuring graphic text and a theatrical stage illustration on the chest. Olive green t-shirt with graphic text reading "I did not consent to being a supporting character in this man's midlife crisis."

    Supporting Character Midlife Crisis
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Supporting Character Midlife Crisis
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! Blue short-sleeve t-shirt featuring the text I miss when the president's weirdest hobby was golf above a crowned golf ball on a tee. A light blue t-shirt printed with the text I miss when the president's weirdest hobby was golf and an illustration of a golf ball wearing a crown.

    Weirdest Hobby Was Golf
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Weirdest Hobby Was Golf
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! Olive green crewneck t-shirt featuring centered retro typography and film reel graphics. A light blue t-shirt with text that reads "If this is what not rambling looks like, I'd hate to see the director's cut" alongside film reels.

    Director's Cut
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Director's Cut
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

  • NEW! A grey crewneck t-shirt featuring political text and an illustration of a long crowd on the chest. A slate-blue crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a crowd walking along a road and text that reads HIS CROWD WAS FIVE MILES LONG UNTIL HE STARTED TALKING THEN IT WAS TEN.

    Crowd Five Miles Long
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $32.99

    Crowd Five Miles Long
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $32.99

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