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An Original Orange Liar Design

He Brought a Shovel ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

Comfy enough to lounge in. Loud enough to wear out.
$32.99
★★★★★12,000+ Orange Liar Tees Sold!
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Limbo is the only game where going lower counts as winning, and even limbo has a floor. Expectations for the office used to have one too.

The bar was already lying on the carpet. He stepped over it, looked around, and started digging, with the quiet focus of a man who believes the basement is a destination. Nobody handed him the tool. He brought it from home, which is the part that gets you.

Give it to the friend who narrates the news like a golf commentator and keeps a running depth chart.

Fit: Semi-fitted unisex ~ modern, never boxy

Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Match those numbers to the size chart on this listing. Please check the size chart BEFORE ordering ~ printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for sizing. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.


Introducing the Gildan 64000 soft-style t-shirt, designed to elevate your casual wardrobe with ultimate comfort and durability. Crafted with high quality materials, this tee is made of 100% cotton for solid colors, while heather colors and sports grey feature a blend of polyester. The shoulders have twill tape to enhance strength and longevity. There are no side seams. The ribbed knitting on the collar prevents unsightly curling, ensuring a polished appearance wash after wash.

  • Fabrication:100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
  • Seams:Without side seams
  • Fit:Eurofit
  • Sizing:Runs true to size
  • Label:Tear-away label

Embrace your OL Apparel with a sense of pride, as we collectively await the fading of certain political phenomena. To ensure your satirical statements last beyond just a few news cycles, follow these simple care steps:

  1. Inward Elegance: Turn your apparel inside out before washing. Think of it as protecting the essence of your message.
  2. Gentle on Temperatures, Tough on Statements: Use cool temperatures and gentle detergents. Remember, your apparel doesn't need a tan like some we know, so avoid the heat!
  3. Let the Spin Stay in the Media: High spin cycles are best left to the news pundits. Keep your washer's spin to a minimum to preserve the life of your OL wear.
  4. Air-Dry with Space: Whenever possible, let your apparel air-dry, free from the weight of heavy materials, much like keeping clear from heavy political rhetoric.
  5. Low Heat, High Impact: If ironing is a must, do it inside out on a low setting. Direct heat could harm both the fabric and the iron, much like direct confrontations in a heated debate.

By following these steps, your OL Apparel will stay as vibrant and impactful as your voice in the dialogue of our times."

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
  • Orders ship within 1 to 4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.



For more info, please see our Shipping Policy here.

Customer reviews
  • Truth printed sharp
  • Ships tracked ~ no spin
  • Made to order
  • Wit worth wearing
  • Easy returns ~ no drama

Gildan® 64000 ~ Softstyle Ringspun Tee

Satire travels best on a shirt that does not take itself too seriously, and the Softstyle is exactly that shirt. It is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, soft from the first wear, with a semi-fitted cut that looks sharp in a protest photo and relaxed at the bar afterward, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that keeps its composure longer than most press secretaries. The fine-knit surface takes a print cleanly, so the one-liner on the front lands from across the room (and from across the aisle). Cold wash, low tumble, and it holds up through more news cycles than the news does. Orange you glad it is comfortable, too.

F.A.Q

We are here for you ~ email support@orangeliar.com and we will get back to you asap.

Printed satire you can actually wear ~ or drink from, stick on things, carry groceries in, or hand to someone who desperately needs a laugh. Every piece is a physical item: tees, mugs, stickers, posters, tote bags. The commentary is baked into the design. You bring the knowing smirk.

Each product listing carries a full size chart ~ measure once, order confidently. Our tees run true to size, so check the chart before you commit. A shirt that fits well lands the joke. A shirt that doesn't just looks like you borrowed someone else's opinion.

Orders are typically processed in 1 to 4 business days and ship from there. Delivery runs 4 to 9 days depending on where you are. You'll get a tracking number the moment it's on the move ~ so you can watch your wearable truth inch closer to your door.

It shouldn't ~ and if it does, that's on us. Our prints are built to last through 50+ washes without cracking, peeling, or going soft at the edges. If your order arrives damaged or defective, reach out at support@orangeliar.com and we'll make it right. Sharp wit deserves a sharp print, every time.

If there's a problem with your order (wrong item, print defect, something arrived damaged), contact us within 30 days and we'll sort it. Because these are made-to-order pieces, we can't accept returns for a change of heart ~ but we stand fully behind what we ship.

Absolutely. At checkout, just enter their address instead of yours. Want to make it a proper moment? A tee that lands a perfect political zinger is the rare gift that makes someone laugh and immediately want to show everyone in the room ~ no gift wrap required.

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