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- Truth printed sharp
- Ships tracked ~ no spin
- Made to order
- Wit worth wearing
- Easy returns ~ no drama
F.A.Q
We are here for you ~ email support@orangeliar.com and we will get back to you asap.
Printed satire you can actually wear ~ or drink from, stick on things, carry groceries in, or hand to someone who desperately needs a laugh. Every piece is a physical item: tees, mugs, stickers, posters, tote bags. The commentary is baked into the design. You bring the knowing smirk.
Each product listing carries a full size chart ~ measure once, order confidently. Our tees run true to size, so check the chart before you commit. A shirt that fits well lands the joke. A shirt that doesn't just looks like you borrowed someone else's opinion.
Orders are typically processed in 1 to 4 business days and ship from there. Delivery runs 4 to 9 days depending on where you are. You'll get a tracking number the moment it's on the move ~ so you can watch your wearable truth inch closer to your door.
It shouldn't ~ and if it does, that's on us. Our prints are built to last through 50+ washes without cracking, peeling, or going soft at the edges. If your order arrives damaged or defective, reach out at support@orangeliar.com and we'll make it right. Sharp wit deserves a sharp print, every time.
If there's a problem with your order (wrong item, print defect, something arrived damaged), contact us within 30 days and we'll sort it. Because these are made-to-order pieces, we can't accept returns for a change of heart ~ but we stand fully behind what we ship.
Absolutely. At checkout, just enter their address instead of yours. Want to make it a proper moment? A tee that lands a perfect political zinger is the rare gift that makes someone laugh and immediately want to show everyone in the room ~ no gift wrap required.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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Inside The Spin Room, Where the Twirling Finally Stops
I have sat through enough press briefings to know the choreography by heart. A question goes in, a pirouette comes out, and everybody applauds the footwork so loudly that nobody notices the question is still standing there, unanswered, holding its coat. At some point you stop being annoyed and start taking notes. That is how The Spin Room was born. -
Soft Shirts for Hard Truths ~ The Spin Room Fills Up
Somewhere this week, a podium said something with a perfectly straight face, and somewhere else a fact-checker quietly put an ice pack on their wrist. I am not going to repeat the line (you heard it, you blinked, you laughed a beat later than you wanted to). I am just going to tell you what we did about it: we made shirts. -
You Can't Gerrymander the Ocean (and Other Things We Put on Shirts)
Somewhere right now, a man is yelling at a tide chart. The tide, famously, is not taking the meeting.
