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Gildan® 64000 ~ Softstyle Ringspun Tee
Satire travels best on a shirt that does not take itself too seriously, and the Softstyle is exactly that shirt. It is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, soft from the first wear, with a semi-fitted cut that looks sharp in a protest photo and relaxed at the bar afterward, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that keeps its composure longer than most press secretaries. The fine-knit surface takes a print cleanly, so the one-liner on the front lands from across the room (and from across the aisle). Cold wash, low tumble, and it holds up through more news cycles than the news does. Orange you glad it is comfortable, too.
F.A.Q
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Printed satire you can actually wear ~ or drink from, stick on things, carry groceries in, or hand to someone who desperately needs a laugh. Every piece is a physical item: tees, mugs, stickers, posters, tote bags. The commentary is baked into the design. You bring the knowing smirk.
Each product listing carries a full size chart ~ measure once, order confidently. Our tees run true to size, so check the chart before you commit. A shirt that fits well lands the joke. A shirt that doesn't just looks like you borrowed someone else's opinion.
Orders are typically processed in 1 to 4 business days and ship from there. Delivery runs 4 to 9 days depending on where you are. You'll get a tracking number the moment it's on the move ~ so you can watch your wearable truth inch closer to your door.
It shouldn't ~ and if it does, that's on us. Our prints are built to last through 50+ washes without cracking, peeling, or going soft at the edges. If your order arrives damaged or defective, reach out at support@orangeliar.com and we'll make it right. Sharp wit deserves a sharp print, every time.
If there's a problem with your order (wrong item, print defect, something arrived damaged), contact us within 30 days and we'll sort it. Because these are made-to-order pieces, we can't accept returns for a change of heart ~ but we stand fully behind what we ship.
Absolutely. At checkout, just enter their address instead of yours. Want to make it a proper moment? A tee that lands a perfect political zinger is the rare gift that makes someone laugh and immediately want to show everyone in the room ~ no gift wrap required.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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You Can't Gerrymander the Ocean (and Other Things We Put on Shirts)
Somewhere right now, a man is yelling at a tide chart. The tide, famously, is not taking the meeting. -
Perfect Ten Dives: Where Every Belly Flop Gets a Score
Some people watch the news and get angry. I watch the news and reach for a scorecard. Every week there is another leap off the high board (announced at full volume, executed with total confidence) and every week the landing is the same: flat, loud, and soaking everyone in the front row. At some point I stopped flinching and started judging. Perfect form. Perfect commitment. Perfect ten... for the wrong event. -
Hold Up Your Scorecard ~ Every Dive a Perfect Ten
There is a kind of athlete who marches to the end of the board, announces the most difficult dive ever attempted by anyone in recorded history, and then belly-flops so hard the lifeguards flinch. And here is the part that gets me every time... he climbs out of the pool absolutely certain he nailed it. We built a whole collection for that man. It is called Every Dive a Perfect Ten , and it just went live on the shop.
