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Various® std-mug ~ Coffee Mug
The morning briefing goes down easier with a mug that has already read the room. Glossy white ceramic in 11 oz for a quick scan of the headlines or 15 oz for the days that need the full transcript, with full-wrap sublimation printing so the joke goes all the way around and does not stop at the handle. Microwave safe for the coffee you forgot during the press conference, top-rack dishwasher safe for after, C-handle and rounded rim for the part where you actually drink. Hand wash to keep the print crisp through a whole term. Make the coffee strong. The mug will handle the rest.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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Hold Up Your Scorecard ~ Every Dive a Perfect Ten
There is a kind of athlete who marches to the end of the board, announces the most difficult dive ever attempted by anyone in recorded history, and then belly-flops so hard the lifeguards flinch. And here is the part that gets me every time... he climbs out of the pool absolutely certain he nailed it. We built a whole collection for that man. It is called Every Dive a Perfect Ten , and it just went live on the shop. -
Satire You Can Sip: Welcome to the Tumblers Collection
I have a theory about why the best political jokes land at a slow pace. A rant gets tuned out before the second sentence. But a wine tumbler sitting quietly on the table (lid on, holding its 12 ounces like it has all the time in the world) gets read, re-read, and then somebody across the room grins. That grin is the whole business model of the Tumblers collection, and it does its work before you even say a word. -
Pour a Glass and Let the Cartoon Do the Talking
Some conversations go better with a glass in hand. Wine Lovers is the Orange Liar collection built for exactly those evenings: lidded stemless wine tumblers in clean white, each one wearing a character from our menagerie in full orange glory. It is satire you can sip from, made for book club, the back porch and the kind of dinner party where everyone ends up in the kitchen by nine.
