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Various® std-mug ~ Coffee Mug
The morning briefing goes down easier with a mug that has already read the room. Glossy white ceramic in 11 oz for a quick scan of the headlines or 15 oz for the days that need the full transcript, with full-wrap sublimation printing so the joke goes all the way around and does not stop at the handle. Microwave safe for the coffee you forgot during the press conference, top-rack dishwasher safe for after, C-handle and rounded rim for the part where you actually drink. Hand wash to keep the print crisp through a whole term. Make the coffee strong. The mug will handle the rest.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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Inside The Spin Room, Where the Twirling Finally Stops
I have sat through enough press briefings to know the choreography by heart. A question goes in, a pirouette comes out, and everybody applauds the footwork so loudly that nobody notices the question is still standing there, unanswered, holding its coat. At some point you stop being annoyed and start taking notes. That is how The Spin Room was born. -
Soft Shirts for Hard Truths ~ The Spin Room Fills Up
Somewhere this week, a podium said something with a perfectly straight face, and somewhere else a fact-checker quietly put an ice pack on their wrist. I am not going to repeat the line (you heard it, you blinked, you laughed a beat later than you wanted to). I am just going to tell you what we did about it: we made shirts. -
You Can't Gerrymander the Ocean (and Other Things We Put on Shirts)
Somewhere right now, a man is yelling at a tide chart. The tide, famously, is not taking the meeting.