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Various® std-tumbler ~ Wine Sipper
Some headlines require wine, and the wine requires a vessel that will not judge you for the second pour. Twelve ounces of 18/8 stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation keeps a rosé cold through the whole segment and a coffee hot through the whole correction, the sliding lid stops spills when the commentary gets animated, and the tapered base fits a cup holder, a desk, or the arm of the chair you shout at the television from. No sweat rings on the coffee table, no rust, no lingering aftertaste of the last talking point. Hand wash it and it will outlast several administrations. Sip responsibly... or at least accurately.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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Satire You Can Sip: Welcome to the Tumblers Collection
I have a theory about why the best political jokes land at a slow pace. A rant gets tuned out before the second sentence. But a wine tumbler sitting quietly on the table (lid on, holding its 12 ounces like it has all the time in the world) gets read, re-read, and then somebody across the room grins. That grin is the whole business model of the Tumblers collection, and it does its work before you even say a word. -
Pour a Glass and Let the Cartoon Do the Talking
Some conversations go better with a glass in hand. Wine Lovers is the Orange Liar collection built for exactly those evenings: lidded stemless wine tumblers in clean white, each one wearing a character from our menagerie in full orange glory. It is satire you can sip from, made for book club, the back porch and the kind of dinner party where everyone ends up in the kitchen by nine. -
Whiskers, Neckties and a Very Busy Rat Pack
Rats are survivors. They find their way into every building, every basement and every back room, and they are gone before anyone thinks to check the pantry. The Rat Collection celebrates that particular talent with a whole pack of rodents in business attire, each one wearing the same orange swoop and the same red tie, and each one looking suspiciously comfortable wherever he has landed.
