While the almanac prints (record time), the shelf with the biggest numbers anyone has ever seen: the tees people keep buying, ranked by real orders, allegedly.

The Daily Fib is James's column ~ tremendous claims, light fact-checking, and the tee that came out of each one. Many people are saying it is the best.

Every almanac holder is counted into The Honest Liars Club ~ tremendous new claims, first-look drops and members-first sales, all of it allegedly true.