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- Wit worth wearing
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F.A.Q
We are here for you ~ email support@orangeliar.com and we will get back to you asap.
Printed satire you can actually wear ~ or drink from, stick on things, carry groceries in, or hand to someone who desperately needs a laugh. Every piece is a physical item: tees, mugs, stickers, posters, tote bags. The commentary is baked into the design. You bring the knowing smirk.
Each product listing carries a full size chart ~ measure once, order confidently. Our tees run true to size, so check the chart before you commit. A shirt that fits well lands the joke. A shirt that doesn't just looks like you borrowed someone else's opinion.
Orders are typically processed in 1 to 4 business days and ship from there. Delivery runs 4 to 9 days depending on where you are. You'll get a tracking number the moment it's on the move ~ so you can watch your wearable truth inch closer to your door.
It shouldn't ~ and if it does, that's on us. Our prints are built to last through 50+ washes without cracking, peeling, or going soft at the edges. If your order arrives damaged or defective, reach out at support@orangeliar.com and we'll make it right. Sharp wit deserves a sharp print, every time.
If there's a problem with your order (wrong item, print defect, something arrived damaged), contact us within 30 days and we'll sort it. Because these are made-to-order pieces, we can't accept returns for a change of heart ~ but we stand fully behind what we ship.
Absolutely. At checkout, just enter their address instead of yours. Want to make it a proper moment? A tee that lands a perfect political zinger is the rare gift that makes someone laugh and immediately want to show everyone in the room ~ no gift wrap required.
Breaking, Probably
The news, retold by someone who was paying attention and refuses to be serious about it.
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Perfect Ten Dives: Where Every Belly Flop Gets a Score
Some people watch the news and get angry. I watch the news and reach for a scorecard. Every week there is another leap off the high board (announced at full volume, executed with total confidence) and every week the landing is the same: flat, loud, and soaking everyone in the front row. At some point I stopped flinching and started judging. Perfect form. Perfect commitment. Perfect ten... for the wrong event. -
Hold Up Your Scorecard ~ Every Dive a Perfect Ten
There is a kind of athlete who marches to the end of the board, announces the most difficult dive ever attempted by anyone in recorded history, and then belly-flops so hard the lifeguards flinch. And here is the part that gets me every time... he climbs out of the pool absolutely certain he nailed it. We built a whole collection for that man. It is called Every Dive a Perfect Ten , and it just went live on the shop. -
Satire You Can Sip: Welcome to the Tumblers Collection
I have a theory about why the best political jokes land at a slow pace. A rant gets tuned out before the second sentence. But a wine tumbler sitting quietly on the table (lid on, holding its 12 ounces like it has all the time in the world) gets read, re-read, and then somebody across the room grins. That grin is the whole business model of the Tumblers collection, and it does its work before you even say a word.
