All Premium Hoodies

Sharp opinions deserve warm delivery. The hoodie collection carries the house favorites (Crime Boss, The Swamp King, In Bacon I Trust, Beware the Golden Calf) on a premium fleece built for protest-adjacent weather and strongly worded dog walks.

A satire hoodie works differently than a satire tee: people read it slower, from further away, and the smirk arrives on a delay. Watch for it. That delay is the whole show.

Tantrum Man
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
Tantrum Man
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

Trumpette At His Finest
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
Trumpette At His Finest
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

Mop Headed Quack
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
Mop Headed Quack
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

The Squaking Menace
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
The Squaking Menace
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

Dim Ass Don
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
Dim Ass Don
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

#DTSTINKS
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
#DTSTINKS
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99

Clearly We Took This Anyone Can Be President Thing Way Too Far
~ Premium Hoodie

$66.99
Clearly We Took This Anyone Can Be President Thing Way Too Far
~ Premium Hoodie

Regular price ~~$76.99~~ Sale price $66.99