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BEWARE The Golden Calf ~Hoodie

Sharp opinions deserve warm delivery. The hoodie collection carries the house favorites (Crime Boss, The Swamp King, In Bacon I Trust, Beware the Golden Calf) on a premium fleece built for protest-adjacent weather and strongly worded dog walks.

A satire hoodie works differently than a satire tee: people read it slower, from further away, and the smirk arrives on a delay. Watch for it. That delay is the whole show.

Crime Boss ~ Premium Hoodie
  • Dump von Ratskin ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Dump von Ratskin ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Trump von Ratskin
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Trump von Ratskin
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Jailhouse Rat Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Jailhouse Rat Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Jailhouse Rat Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Jailhouse Rat Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Stinky ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Stinky ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Stinky
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Stinky
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • DISHONEST DONALD ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar DISHONEST DONALD ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    DISHONEST DONALD
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    DISHONEST DONALD
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Hair Fuhrer ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Hair Fuhrer ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Hair Fuhrer
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Hair Fuhrer
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Listen to my Lies and Send Me More Money ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Listen to my Lies and Send Me More Money ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Listen to my Lies and Send Me More Money
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99
  • Donald Rump the Worlds Biggest Ass ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Donald Rump the Worlds Biggest Ass ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Donald Rump the Worlds Biggest Ass
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Donald Rump the Worlds Biggest Ass
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • 5TH Avenue FRAUD ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar 5TH Avenue FRAUD ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    5TH Avenue FRAUD
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    5TH Avenue FRAUD
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Donnie Small Hands ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Donnie Small Hands ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Donnie Small Hands
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Donnie Small Hands
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Donnie Demento ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Donnie Demento ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Donnie Demento
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Donnie Demento
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Sir Stinksalot ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Sir Stinksalot ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Sir Stinksalot
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Sir Stinksalot
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The King of Sleaze ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The King of Sleaze ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The King of Sleaze
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The King of Sleaze
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The Grifter ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The Grifter ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The Grifter
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The Grifter
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The Annoying Blowhard ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The Annoying Blowhard ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The Annoying Blowhard
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The Annoying Blowhard
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Donald the Denier ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Donald the Denier ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Donald the Denier
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Donald the Denier
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Crash-n-Burn ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Crash-n-Burn ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Crash-n-Burn
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Crash-n-Burn
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The Worlds Finest Snakeoil Salesman ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The Worlds Finest Snakeoil Salesman ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The Worlds Finest Snakeoil Salesman
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The Worlds Finest Snakeoil Salesman
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • An Ass is an Ass is an Ass ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar An Ass is an Ass is an Ass ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    An Ass is an Ass is an Ass
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    An Ass is an Ass is an Ass
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The Pouty Toddler ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The Pouty Toddler ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The Pouty Toddler
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The Pouty Toddler
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • THE BOUFFANT BUFFOON ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar THE BOUFFANT BUFFOON ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    THE BOUFFANT BUFFOON
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    THE BOUFFANT BUFFOON
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Don the Con ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Don the Con ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Don the Con
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Don the Con
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • The Donaldmeister ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar The Donaldmeister ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    The Donaldmeister
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    The Donaldmeister
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Captain Chaos ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Captain Chaos ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Captain Chaos
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Captain Chaos
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

  • Leather Faced Piss Ant ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar Leather Faced Piss Ant ~ Premium Hoodie-Orange Liar

    Leather Faced Piss Ant
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    $66.99

    Leather Faced Piss Ant
    ~ Premium Hoodie

    Regular price   $76.99 Sale price   $66.99

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