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Perfect Ten Dives

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Every dive a perfect ten, according to exactly one judge. Satire that lands with a splash.

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  • NEW! A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring two minimalist graphics and the text TARIFF DIVE guess who pays. Dusty blue t-shirt featuring a cartoon shopping cart filled with tags and text reading TARIFF DIVE guess who pays.

    Tariff Dive
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    from $28.99

    Tariff Dive
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! Off-white t-shirt with a cartoon graphic of a golfer diving into a water hazard. A grey t-shirt featuring a graphic of a politician diving into a muddy water hazard on a golf course.

    Said Nobody But Him
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    from $28.99

    Said Nobody But Him
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! Off-white t-shirt featuring two small graphic illustrations, including a toilet with flying papers and the text TOP SECRET filed in the bathroom. A steel blue crewneck t-shirt featuring two small cartoon graphics and text reading top secret filed in the bathroom.

    Top Secret Filing
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    from $28.99

    Top Secret Filing
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a cartoon red downward-pointing arrow and text reading APPROVAL RATING still diving. A slate gray short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic of a crashing red downward arrow and the text APPROVAL RATING still diving.

    Approval Rating
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    from $28.99

    Approval Rating
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    From $28.99

  • NEW! Off-white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring two small illustrations and the text "3 AM ANNOUNCEMENT nobody asked." Slate blue crew neck t-shirt featuring a cartoon graphic of an alarm clock and a smartphone with speech bubbles.

    3 AM Announcement
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    from $28.99

    3 AM Announcement
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! A grey crew neck t-shirt featuring a small cartoon graphic of a shredder and a falling document labeled "TRUTH," with the text "WHERE THE TRUTH GOES straight into the shredder." A blue crewneck t-shirt featuring a small cartoon illustration of a smiling paper labeled "truth" falling toward a shredder.

    Where the Truth Goes
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    from $28.99

    Where the Truth Goes
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! A grey crewneck t-shirt featuring two small illustrations on the chest and the text STATE DINNER. Slate-blue crewneck t-shirt featuring small playful graphics of a jumping hamburger and a splashing serving platter with text.

    State Dinner
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    from $28.99

    State Dinner
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! A sage green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a smiling ketchup bottle splashing sauce onto a steak. A light blue t-shirt with a graphic of a flying ketchup bottle splashing sauce onto a steak.

    Ketchup on Steak
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    from $28.99

    Ketchup on Steak
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! Blue short-sleeved t-shirt with a humorous graphic showing a person flying out of a revolving door. A grey crewneck t-shirt featuring a humorous cartoon design about staff turnover and a revolving door.

    Revolving Door
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    from $28.99

    Revolving Door
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! Black t-shirt featuring a small cartoon graphic of a man and a golf cart filled with golf balls. A light blue crewneck t-shirt featuring a cartoon of a golf cart overflowing with golf balls and a businessman figure falling backwards, with the text Working Hard on the back nine below the cart.

    Working Hard
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    from $28.99

    Working Hard
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! An olive green t-shirt with two small illustrations and the text fact check incoming. A dusty blue crewneck t-shirt featuring quirky cartoons, including a camera with the text "FACT CHECK incoming" and a red "FALSE" stamp.

    Fact Check Incoming
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-Shirt

    from $28.99

    Fact Check Incoming
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    From $28.99

  • NEW! A maroon t-shirt featuring a cartoon marker drawing a loop on a map of Florida. A slate gray crewneck t-shirt featuring a cartoon marker drawing a loop on a weather map graphic.

    Sharpie Dive
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    from $28.99

    Sharpie Dive
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    From $28.99

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