{"product_id":"toddlers-more-dignity-ornament-5538037","title":"Toddlers More Dignity ~ Ornament","description":"Channel your utter exhaustion with diaper-level political meltdowns. Perfect for mocking the fragile egos throwing daily temper tantrums in politics. Because watching grown men throw screaming hissy fits over losing is embarrassing enough to make actual toddlers look dignified. A delightfully savage gift for your favorite left-wing rebel or anyone thoroughly disgusted by fragile political crybabies. Flaunt your unapologetic contempt everywhere you go.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054507454646,"sku":"MD-180726534","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054507487414,"sku":"MD-180726535","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/78deef31-499b-4dac-8621-c42adbd9cda9.jpg?v=1794507407","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/toddlers-more-dignity-ornament-5538037","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}