{"product_id":"the-pouty-toddler-5538492","title":"The Pouty Toddler ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNap Time for the Pouty Toddler\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe lost, he stomped, he threw the juice cup at the wall and demanded a recount of the snacks. For the parent who knows a tantrum on sight, the teacher who has handled calmer second graders and every voter tired of babysitting the most powerful office in the world. Somebody find his blankie and turn off the cameras.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054628761782,"sku":"MD-180732817","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054628794550,"sku":"MD-180732818","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/9b258ced-d294-4c45-884a-47155d24a943.jpg?v=1794506786","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/the-pouty-toddler-5538492","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}