{"product_id":"simply-an-ass-5538490","title":"Simply an Ass ~ Ornament","description":"No speech, no spin, no footnotes. For the friend who sums up a whole news cycle in three words.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054628401334,"sku":"MD-180732813","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054628434102,"sku":"MD-180732814","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/0dc53b36-23cf-48e6-b05c-c2a30f8f8bad.jpg?v=1794506783","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/simply-an-ass-5538490","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}