{"product_id":"shorter-relationships-ornament-5538029","title":"Shorter Relationships ~ Ornament","description":"For anyone exhausted by the endless verbal diarrhea and incoherent rambling every time a mic is turned on. Channel your sheer disgust into pure comedy and gift it to your favorite fed-up liberal bestie for debate watch parties or protest season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054503981238,"sku":"MD-180726517","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054504014006,"sku":"MD-180726518","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/49785c4c-ffd8-471f-9216-7350eaca0282.jpg?v=1794507642","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/shorter-relationships-ornament-5538029","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}