{"product_id":"self-checkout-machine-ornament-5538038","title":"Self-Checkout Machine ~ Ornament","description":"For anyone totally exhausted by the sheer stupidity of political circus clowns and their absolute nonsense. Bring ruthless sarcasm to the daily chaos, troll the loudmouths, and give fellow sane humans a much-needed laugh at the endless circus. The ultimate laugh-out-loud statement for birthdays, rallies, or just coping with modern politics.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054507552950,"sku":"MD-180726536","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054507585718,"sku":"MD-180726537","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/78947d97-03b3-4a64-9677-1dc6e56a0fdc.jpg?v=1794507407","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/self-checkout-machine-ornament-5538038","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}