{"product_id":"nobody-recognizes-me-ornament-5538311","title":"Nobody Recognizes Me ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Least Convincing Costume of the Season\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHalloween is the one night anyone can be someone else, and the Showman has gone all in on his disguise. It fooled absolutely no one. October is for the trick or treater who loves a political costume, the friend who hosts the yearly satire party, and the neighbor who hands out full-size candy with a side of commentary. Spooky season, no mask required, everybody still knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054593634486,"sku":"MD-180729855","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054593667254,"sku":"MD-180729856","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/0714f670-bdad-4c09-a109-4dac11602231.jpg?v=1794507820","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/nobody-recognizes-me-ornament-5538311","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}