{"product_id":"no-comment-turkey-5532303","title":"No Comment, Turkey ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Bird Refused to Be Pardoned\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe turkey was supposed to stand still and be grateful. Instead it had questions, and the press conference went downhill from there. November is for the family member who brings politics to the table on purpose, the cousin who keeps the peace with pie, and the host who declares the dinner a no news zone and then breaks the rule first. Gratitude, gravy and a turkey with a backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar pours its sharpest political satire onto glossy white ceramic, with a full-wrap sublimation print that carries the commentary all the way around ~ no half-truths, no half-wraps. Choose the 11oz for a standard morning briefing or the 15oz when the news cycle demands a bigger sip, each built with a sturdy C-handle, rounded rim, and a flat bottom that stays put through every debate. This mug shrugs off the microwave and the top rack of the dishwasher the way a seasoned press secretary shrugs off facts, though hand washing keeps the wit crisp for the long campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68042398662838,"sku":"MD-180509147","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68042398695606,"sku":"MD-180509148","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042398728374,"sku":"MD-180509149","price":19.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042398761142,"sku":"MD-180509150","price":25.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/e2203200-c974-42c7-9ad7-79705dd7cc0f.jpg?v=1794418613","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/no-comment-turkey-5532303","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}