{"product_id":"mirror-mirror-ornament-5538068","title":"Mirror, Mirror ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Year He Graded Himself on a Curve\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome leaders check the polls. This one checks the mirror, and the mirror always agrees. The Showman's Year opens with a man who has never met a reflection he did not want to sign. For the friend who reads the news with one eyebrow up, the uncle who keeps a running list of the boasts, and anyone who has ever said out loud that you cannot make this stuff up. Twelve months of self-praise, and you get the last laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054526197942,"sku":"MD-180726596","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054526230710,"sku":"MD-180726597","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/e80441e1-0307-4dab-83e3-e7a37979afdf.jpg?v=1794507653","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/mirror-mirror-ornament-5538068","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}