{"product_id":"lake-denial-ornament-5539756","title":"Lake Denial ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLake Denial ~ Swimming Lessons Not Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery administration needs a vacation spot, and this one has deep water for inconvenient truths. For the lake house crowd who appreciates a dark punchline with their sunset. No lifeguard on duty, never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLake Life Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cabin owners and summer people get the joke before you explain it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGeography Pun:\u003c\/strong\u003e A place name that doubles as a diagnosis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSouvenir Vibes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feels like a gift shop find from a resort you are glad you never visited.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68055653843126,"sku":"MD-180762553","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68055653875894,"sku":"MD-180762554","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/0849a133-5b7c-45bf-9af6-c808c836ddd0.jpg?v=1794517619","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/lake-denial-ornament-5539756","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}