{"product_id":"i-invented-winter-ornament-5538072","title":"I Invented Winter ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSnow Existed. Then He Took Credit.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery January the snow falls, the roads close, and somewhere a podium announces that nobody did winter before him. Nobody. This is for the political junkie who has a comeback for every press conference, the snowbound friend who doomscrolls between shoveling sessions, and the coworker who does the impression better than any late night host. Cold weather, hot takes and a fact check that never arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054527082678,"sku":"MD-180726604","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054527115446,"sku":"MD-180726605","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/49c0a643-3f49-4021-a0c0-90339bb5c6ca.jpg?v=1794507657","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/i-invented-winter-ornament-5538072","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}