{"product_id":"greatest-invention-ever-5532293","title":"Greatest Invention Ever ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHe Discovered Umbrellas. Allegedly.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eApril showers have been around since before the first press release, but you would never know it from the briefing. The Showman would like to explain umbrellas to you, at length, with charts. For the science teacher who has heard every expert claim from someone with zero expertise, the rainy day news watcher, and the friend who keeps a list of things he says he invented. Stay dry and stay skeptical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar pours its sharpest political satire onto glossy white ceramic, with a full-wrap sublimation print that carries the commentary all the way around ~ no half-truths, no half-wraps. Choose the 11oz for a standard morning briefing or the 15oz when the news cycle demands a bigger sip, each built with a sturdy C-handle, rounded rim, and a flat bottom that stays put through every debate. This mug shrugs off the microwave and the top rack of the dishwasher the way a seasoned press secretary shrugs off facts, though hand washing keeps the wit crisp for the long campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68042394730678,"sku":"MD-180509107","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68042394763446,"sku":"MD-180509108","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042394796214,"sku":"MD-180509109","price":19.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042394828982,"sku":"MD-180509110","price":25.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/fcfb4671-7f69-415f-bb64-3ca4c4cc3301.jpg?v=1794418602","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/greatest-invention-ever-5532293","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}