{"product_id":"greatest-invention-ever-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5532075","title":"Greatest Invention Ever ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHe Discovered Umbrellas. Allegedly.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eApril showers have been around since before the first press release, but you would never know it from the briefing. The Showman would like to explain umbrellas to you, at length, with charts. For the science teacher who has heard every expert claim from someone with zero expertise, the rainy day news watcher, and the friend who keeps a list of things he says he invented. Stay dry and stay skeptical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar's 12oz Wine Tumbler is double-wall vacuum insulated 18\/8 stainless steel, keeping your pour cold through an entire debate replay and warm long after the spin cycle ends. The powder-coated exterior wears its satire proudly, the BPA-free sliding lid resists spills better than a press secretary resists questions, and the tapered base fits most cup holders. Hand wash only, please ~ some things deserve actual care, unlike the truth in certain briefing rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"12 oz \/ White","offer_id":68042089857206,"sku":"MD-180502595","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/209737ca-2f21-459d-9474-842ea379fc6d.jpg?v=1794417196","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/greatest-invention-ever-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5532075","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}