{"product_id":"donnie-small-hands-5538476","title":"Donnie Small Hands ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDonnie Small Hands, Big Excuses\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTiny grip, giant ego and an endless supply of reasons why none of it was ever his fault. A cheeky jab every late night monologue has already tested on a national audience, made for the friend who never misses a chance to bring it up and the aunt who laughs harder every single time. Handshake contests not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054626074806,"sku":"MD-180732787","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054626107574,"sku":"MD-180732788","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/f1e8c4ac-88bc-406f-8168-a4616e00f0c4.jpg?v=1794506766","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/donnie-small-hands-5538476","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}