{"product_id":"donnie-demento-5538477","title":"Donnie Demento ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDonnie Demento and the Covfefe Chronicles\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWindmills cause cancer, sharks versus batteries, Frederick Douglass doing an amazing job. The rally speeches write their own punchlines, and this one simply hands them a name. For the friend who keeps a running list of the weirdest quotes, the nurse who has seen this kind of confusion before and anyone who has wondered out loud whether someone should check on him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054626304182,"sku":"MD-180732789","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054626336950,"sku":"MD-180732790","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/23857571-3639-4c79-a988-84332baed05b.jpg?v=1794506767","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/donnie-demento-5538477","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}