{"product_id":"crowd-five-miles-long-ornament-5538031","title":"Crowd Five Miles Long ~ Ornament","description":"Serve up pure, unfiltered mockery for anyone sick of hearing the endless rambling nonsense and fake crowd boasts. Nothing clears a room or empties a venue faster than opening that spray-tanned mouth to spew hot garbage. Perfect for bringing unapologetic, savage laughs to protests, gatherings, or anywhere MAGA delusion needs an aggressive reality check. An absolute must-have gift for your favorite unapologetic liberal who loves watching the clown show unravel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054504243382,"sku":"MD-180726521","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054504276150,"sku":"MD-180726522","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/2221abfb-851e-42e7-87ed-10994743c57f.jpg?v=1794507643","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/crowd-five-miles-long-ornament-5538031","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}