{"product_id":"conductor-in-chief-ornament-5538074","title":"Conductor in Chief ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIndependence Day, Conducted by Ego\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fireworks went off the way fireworks always do. Then the Showman took a bow and thanked himself on behalf of the sky. July is for the patriot who loves the country more than any one man in it, the backyard host with strong opinions at the grill, and the friend who checks the crowd estimate before the hot dogs are done. Celebrate the Fourth, and the founders who wrote the rules about kings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054527443126,"sku":"MD-180726608","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054527475894,"sku":"MD-180726609","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/1eb9bf30-98b2-4d07-a9e2-ebc5aa0f4ae6.jpg?v=1794507659","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/conductor-in-chief-ornament-5538074","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}