{"product_id":"conductor-in-chief-5532295","title":"Conductor in Chief ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIndependence Day, Conducted by Ego\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fireworks went off the way fireworks always do. Then the Showman took a bow and thanked himself on behalf of the sky. July is for the patriot who loves the country more than any one man in it, the backyard host with strong opinions at the grill, and the friend who checks the crowd estimate before the hot dogs are done. Celebrate the Fourth, and the founders who wrote the rules about kings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar pours its sharpest political satire onto glossy white ceramic, with a full-wrap sublimation print that carries the commentary all the way around ~ no half-truths, no half-wraps. Choose the 11oz for a standard morning briefing or the 15oz when the news cycle demands a bigger sip, each built with a sturdy C-handle, rounded rim, and a flat bottom that stays put through every debate. This mug shrugs off the microwave and the top rack of the dishwasher the way a seasoned press secretary shrugs off facts, though hand washing keeps the wit crisp for the long campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68042395484342,"sku":"MD-180509115","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68042395517110,"sku":"MD-180509116","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042395549878,"sku":"MD-180509117","price":19.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042395582646,"sku":"MD-180509118","price":25.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/17cd6344-3f46-440a-ad68-81262af7cd2b.jpg?v=1794418605","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/conductor-in-chief-5532295","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}