{"product_id":"conductor-in-chief-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5532067","title":"Conductor in Chief ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIndependence Day, Conducted by Ego\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fireworks went off the way fireworks always do. Then the Showman took a bow and thanked himself on behalf of the sky. July is for the patriot who loves the country more than any one man in it, the backyard host with strong opinions at the grill, and the friend who checks the crowd estimate before the hot dogs are done. Celebrate the Fourth, and the founders who wrote the rules about kings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar's 12oz Wine Tumbler is double-wall vacuum insulated 18\/8 stainless steel, keeping your pour cold through an entire debate replay and warm long after the spin cycle ends. The powder-coated exterior wears its satire proudly, the BPA-free sliding lid resists spills better than a press secretary resists questions, and the tapered base fits most cup holders. Hand wash only, please ~ some things deserve actual care, unlike the truth in certain briefing rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"12 oz \/ White","offer_id":68042088939702,"sku":"MD-180502587","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/b28aa8c4-45b0-49fc-afed-494e2c586e79.jpg?v=1794417189","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/conductor-in-chief-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5532067","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}