{"product_id":"captain-von-shitzhipantz-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5499055","title":"Captain Von Shitzhipantz ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery family has one: the uncle who swears he fears nothing, right up until the moment it counts. Captain Von Shitzhipantz is for anyone who has watched a tough talker fold the second things got real and has laughed about it ever since. Pour one for the brave, raise it to the bluster, and let the guests who get the joke find each other across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar's 12oz Wine Tumbler is double-wall vacuum insulated 18\/8 stainless steel, keeping your pour cold through an entire debate replay and warm long after the spin cycle ends. The powder-coated exterior wears its satire proudly, the BPA-free sliding lid resists spills better than a press secretary resists questions, and the tapered base fits most cup holders. Hand wash only, please ~ some things deserve actual care, unlike the truth in certain briefing rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"12 oz \/ White","offer_id":68013778370742,"sku":"MD-179372501","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/26949721-6e23-4ab7-bb52-434f76d1eb7e.jpg?v=1794077189","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/captain-von-shitzhipantz-12oz-wine-tumbler-with-lid-5499055","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}