{"product_id":"captain-chaos-5538465","title":"Captain Chaos ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCaptain Chaos at the Helm\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome leaders steer the ship. Captain Chaos grabs the wheel, ignores the map, fires the navigator by midnight post and swears the iceberg is fake news. For the news junkie who refreshes headlines like a slot machine and the coworker running a pool on what breaks next. A loud little salute to years of whiplash, and a gentle reminder that nobody voted for the rollercoaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054624698550,"sku":"MD-180732765","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054624731318,"sku":"MD-180732766","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/ceb6ec5d-cea5-4e24-964f-d34fd061e40d.jpg?v=1794506755","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/captain-chaos-5538465","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}