{"product_id":"biggest-present-ever-ornament-5538069","title":"Biggest Present Ever ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSanta Keeps a List Too\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe told everyone he was at the top of Santa's nice list, and he said it with real confidence. The North Pole has not confirmed. December is for the friend who wraps a gag gift better than a real one, the relative who wins every political white elephant swap, and anyone who knows coal comes in many shapes. Merry everything, and may your receipts be honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054526460086,"sku":"MD-180726598","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054526492854,"sku":"MD-180726599","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/7ba85de1-6eb8-48bd-bda0-fd77ff86cbe0.jpg?v=1794507654","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/biggest-present-ever-ornament-5538069","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}