{"product_id":"biggest-present-ever-5532301","title":"Biggest Present Ever ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSanta Keeps a List Too\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe told everyone he was at the top of Santa's nice list, and he said it with real confidence. The North Pole has not confirmed. December is for the friend who wraps a gag gift better than a real one, the relative who wins every political white elephant swap, and anyone who knows coal comes in many shapes. Merry everything, and may your receipts be honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar pours its sharpest political satire onto glossy white ceramic, with a full-wrap sublimation print that carries the commentary all the way around ~ no half-truths, no half-wraps. Choose the 11oz for a standard morning briefing or the 15oz when the news cycle demands a bigger sip, each built with a sturdy C-handle, rounded rim, and a flat bottom that stays put through every debate. This mug shrugs off the microwave and the top rack of the dishwasher the way a seasoned press secretary shrugs off facts, though hand washing keeps the wit crisp for the long campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68042398171318,"sku":"MD-180509139","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68042398204086,"sku":"MD-180509140","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042398236854,"sku":"MD-180509141","price":19.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042398269622,"sku":"MD-180509142","price":25.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/a99132fd-491e-4147-8a67-8df90dd2fe51.jpg?v=1794418610","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/biggest-present-ever-5532301","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}