{"product_id":"a-plus-plus-ornament-5538067","title":"A Plus Plus ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBack to School With a Self-Written Report Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeptember means report cards, and one student skipped the teacher and wrote his own, with extra pluses for humility. This is for the educator who has heard every excuse, the parent who signs real homework every night, and the voter who grades on results instead of adjectives. Grading on a curve has never looked so generous. Gold stars are for people who earned them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar made this round ornament for the tree in a house that still reads the whole article. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it clear, which is more than anyone can say for the news cycle. It makes a sharp stocking stuffer for the relative who fact checks at the dinner table, and it holds its ground on a desk lamp or a cubicle wall all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68054526263478,"sku":"MD-180726594","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68054526296246,"sku":"MD-180726595","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/1b1bd999-0f55-415d-aa43-0a0aa021fea5.jpg?v=1794507653","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/a-plus-plus-ornament-5538067","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}