{"product_id":"a-plus-plus-5532298","title":"A Plus Plus ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBack to School With a Self-Written Report Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeptember means report cards, and one student skipped the teacher and wrote his own, with extra pluses for humility. This is for the educator who has heard every excuse, the parent who signs real homework every night, and the voter who grades on results instead of adjectives. Grading on a curve has never looked so generous. Gold stars are for people who earned them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrange Liar pours its sharpest political satire onto glossy white ceramic, with a full-wrap sublimation print that carries the commentary all the way around ~ no half-truths, no half-wraps. Choose the 11oz for a standard morning briefing or the 15oz when the news cycle demands a bigger sip, each built with a sturdy C-handle, rounded rim, and a flat bottom that stays put through every debate. This mug shrugs off the microwave and the top rack of the dishwasher the way a seasoned press secretary shrugs off facts, though hand washing keeps the wit crisp for the long campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68042396860598,"sku":"MD-180509127","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68042396893366,"sku":"MD-180509128","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042396926134,"sku":"MD-180509129","price":19.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":68042396958902,"sku":"MD-180509130","price":25.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4708\/8822\/files\/39c78bc2-d904-4ffb-9ff0-93ac0aa16fbd.jpg?v=1794418606","url":"https:\/\/orangeliar.com\/products\/a-plus-plus-5532298","provider":"Orange Liar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}